The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always text smiley faces but when I do, I'm talking to a girl

I don't always text smiley faces but when I do, I'm talking to a girl  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to Taco Bell but when I do I grab way more hot sauce packets than I need

I don't always go to Taco Bell but when I do I grab way more hot sauce packets than I need  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always floss But when i do, my gums start bleeding.

I don't always floss But when i do, my gums start bleeding.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive at night But when i do, everyone else has their high beams on

I don't always drive at night But when i do, everyone else has their high beams on  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make the Frontpage in a small subreddit But when i do, I am going for the big one's next

I don't always make the Frontpage in a small subreddit But when i do, I am going for the big one's next  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always feel like I have man tits But when i do, I am swimming with a T-shirt on

I don't always feel like I have man tits  But when i do, I am swimming with a T-shirt on  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pass bikers on the road But when i do, i alwayse check my mirrors to make sure i didnt hit them

I don't always pass bikers on the road But when i do, i alwayse check my mirrors to make sure i didnt hit them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always not shower after shaving But when I do, I spend the rest of the day picking tiny hairs out of my shirt

I don't always not shower after shaving But when I do, I spend the rest of the day picking tiny hairs out of my shirt  The Most Interesting Man In The World

"Dad, it's not that you can't look through my phone because there are rude texts on it It's because I don't want you looking through my phone when one does come."

I don't always move to florida But when i do, its one week before a fucking hurricane

I don't always move to florida But when i do, its one week before a fucking hurricane  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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