The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always get dumped but when i do, I booty call every single one of my exes

i don't always get dumped but when i do, I booty call every single one of my exes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always a karma whore but when I am, I don't use national tragedies to get it

I'm not always a karma whore but when I am, I don't use national tragedies to get it   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always forget why I open Google but when I do, it is because they have a new doodle

I don't always forget why I open Google but when I do, it is because they have a new doodle  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always answer when Rolf Cato asks "Var den grei?", but when I do, I most sertantly didn't understand shit!

I don't always answer when Rolf Cato asks

I don't always put photos in my posts but when I do, i always forget how to directly put them in

I don't always put photos in my posts but when I do, i always forget how to directly put them in  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lock my car doors but when I do I forget to roll the windows up

I don't always lock my car doors but when I do I forget to roll the windows up  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always mop my kitchen floor but when I do, i dry it by walking with a towel under my feet

I don't always mop my kitchen floor but when I do, i dry it by walking with a towel under my feet  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stop at a stop sign for five seconds But when i do, it is when there is a cop watching

I don't always stop at a stop sign for five seconds But when i do, it is when there is a cop watching  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stay up all night surfing reddit but when I do, I get really pissed at the 5am maintenance/bedtime

I don't always stay up all night surfing reddit but when I do, I get really pissed at the 5am maintenance/bedtime  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always a doctor but when am, I yell the song "shots, shots, shots, shot-shot, shots" when I am giving people vaccinations

I'm not always a doctor but when am, I yell the song
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