The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always put my dick in a pretty lady But when I do, I make a whooosh sound effect

I don't always put my dick in a pretty lady But when I do, I make a whooosh sound effect  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always force vasectomies on men But when I do, it's on crazy christians who fight bacterial infections with extra virgin olive oil.

I don't always force vasectomies on men But when I do, it's on crazy christians who fight bacterial infections with extra virgin olive oil.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use social networks But when I do, it's google+

I don't always use social networks But when I do, it's google+  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have blue links But when I do, it's because they're videos and text posts

I don't always have blue links But when I do, it's because they're videos and text posts  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS TROLL But when I do, IT MAKES THE FIVE O'CLOCK NEWS.

I DON'T ALWAYS TROLL But when I do, IT MAKES THE FIVE O'CLOCK NEWS.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I've been shaking a carton of milk for 2 hours I can't believe it's not butter

I've been shaking a carton of milk for 2 hours I can't believe it's not butter  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink orange juice but when I do, I do it before I brush my teeth

I don't always drink orange juice but when I do, I do it before I brush my teeth  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do stuff. But when I do, I watch the lazy song so i can laugh...at how terrible it is.

I don't always do stuff. But when I do, I watch the lazy song so i can laugh...at how terrible it is.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat poop but when I do, I prefer it to be all over my face

I don't always eat poop
 but when I do, I prefer it to be all over my face  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always decide to fight dragons but when I do, I make sure it is attacking a settlement first

I don't always decide to fight dragons but when I do, I make sure it is attacking a settlement first  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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