The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get a baconator but when I do, I make it a fucking triple

I don't always get a baconator but when I do, I make it a fucking triple  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear a dress But when I do I forget panties

I don't always wear a dress But when I do I forget panties  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My mother doesnt always have sex but when she does, its with the 12 year old i just killed in Call Of Duty

My mother doesnt always have sex but when she does, its with the 12 year old i just killed in Call Of  Duty  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get concussions but when i do I lie about the symptoms so I can get back on the field

I don't always get concussions but when i do I lie about the symptoms so I can get back on the field  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have trouble falling asleep But when i do, it's every goddamn night

I don't always have trouble falling asleep But when i do, it's every goddamn night  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Deer don't always run out in front of me while I'm driving But when they do, I prefer to ramp it.

Deer don't always run out in front of me while I'm driving But when they do, I prefer to ramp it.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE PHONE CALLS BUT WHEN I DO, I HOPE THAT YOU DON'T PICK UP SO THAT I CAN SAY THAT I CALLED

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE PHONE CALLS BUT WHEN I DO, I HOPE THAT YOU DON'T PICK UP SO THAT I CAN SAY THAT I CALLED  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always push peoples right hand But when i do i play like mental

I don't always push peoples right hand But when i do i play like mental  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't usually punch women... but when I do, I drink Dos equis.

I don't usually punch women... but when I do, I drink Dos equis.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get busted for possesion But when i do, dumbass didn't use his turn signal.

I don't always get busted for possesion But when i do, dumbass didn't use his turn signal.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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