The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get laid But when I do, it's at a brothel

I don't always get laid But when I do, it's at a brothel  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always smoke while writing, but when I do, it's so faint that I can't make it out sober.

I don't always smoke while writing, but when I do, it's so faint that I can't make it out sober.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always miss my 420 karma but when I do, its cause im high as balls

I don't always miss my 420 karma but when I do, its cause im high as balls  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to the library but when I do, I shut the fuck up

I don't always go to the library but when I do, I shut the fuck up  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get drunk but when I do, I drink shitty beer and burnetts

I don't always get drunk but when I do, I drink shitty beer and burnetts  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do Follow Fridays but when I do, I recommend @Keder and @Kesgardner

I don't always do Follow Fridays but when I do, I recommend @Keder and @Kesgardner  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always torrent on the asu network but when i do, i never get the damn email about torrenting on the asu network

i dont always torrent on the asu network but when i do, i never get the damn email about torrenting on the asu network  The Most Interesting Man In The World

We don't always invite faux christian rock bands to play but when we do, we make sure there name is one awkward word, as opposed to three separate words

We don't always invite faux christian rock bands to play but when we do, we make sure there name is one awkward word, as opposed to three separate words  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart but when I do, i lift the right cheek

I don't always fart but when I do, i lift the right cheek  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always train PhD students but when I do they always have their pick of tenure track faculty job offers

I don't always train PhD students but when I do they always have their pick of tenure track faculty job offers  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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