TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

I don't always get stuck listening to Taylor Swift But when i do, she's stuck in my head all fucking day

I don't always get stuck listening to Taylor Swift But when i do, she's stuck in my head all fucking day  TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

I don't always sleep with my window open on a cool night But when i do, I wake up with a sore throat

I don't always sleep with my window open on a cool night But when i do, I wake up with a sore throat  TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

I don't always go out and get drunk But when I do, I go through the taco bell drive thru afterwards

I don't always go out and get drunk But when I do, I go through the taco bell drive thru afterwards  TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

I don't always like staying home at night But when i do, Netflix and my woman are too fun for sleep

I don't always like staying home at night But when i do, Netflix and my woman are too fun for sleep  TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

I dont always beat meat but when i do, i use sandpaper

I dont always beat meat but when i do, i use sandpaper  TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

I don't always put sugar in my cereal But when i do, I overdose and have a sugar high for hours

I don't always put sugar in my cereal  But when i do, I overdose and have a sugar high for hours  TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

I don't always crave Chik-Fil-A chicken nuggets But when i do, it's always on a fucking Sunday

I don't always crave Chik-Fil-A chicken nuggets But when i do, it's always on a fucking Sunday  TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

I don't always need cash out from an ATM But when i do, every single one close by is out of order

I don't always need cash out from an ATM But when i do,  every single one close by is out of order  TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

I don't always urinate on my pants But when i do, it's usually in the movie theater bathroom during a first date. After the movie.

I don't always urinate on my pants But when i do, it's usually in the movie theater bathroom during a first date.  After the movie.  TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

I don't always time travel But when i do, it's because i get on facebook and see reddit from 2 days ago

I don't always time travel But when i do, it's because i get on facebook and see reddit from 2 days ago  TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld
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