Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that my girlfriend and I spent 6 hours assembling IKEA furniture And we only threatened to break up twice

I'll have you know that my girlfriend and I spent 6 hours assembling IKEA furniture And we only threatened to break up twice  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I saw Reddit was down And only clicked refresh 4000 times

I'll have you know, I saw Reddit was down And only clicked refresh 4000 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I was kissed on the cheek by a pretty girl And my erection only lasted three days.

I'll have you know, I was kissed on the cheek by a pretty girl And my erection only lasted three days.  Tough Spongebob

And i'll have you know, I only masturbated once.

And i'll have you know, I only masturbated once.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I looked at photos of my daughter, and only cried for 20 minutes.

I'll have you know, I looked at photos of my daughter, and only cried for 20 minutes.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I stated my true opinion on reddit And I only got 25 downvotes

I'll have you know, I stated my true opinion on reddit And I only got 25 downvotes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know my mom thinks I'm quite the catch

I'll have you know my mom thinks I'm quite the catch  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I got my paycheck today and paid all my bills And I still have $20 left over

I'll have you know, I got my paycheck today and paid all my bills And I still have $20 left over  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, we lost the hockey game to the u.s And I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, we lost the hockey game to the u.s And I only cried for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, my girlfriend went to a frat party for an hour last night And I only texted her 81 times

I'll have you know, my girlfriend went to a frat party for an hour last night And I only texted her 81 times  Tough Spongebob