Typical Bass Player

Amp cuts out during amazing bass solo No one notices

Amp cuts out during amazing bass solo No one notices   Typical Bass Player

Yeah, I'm the bass player. . . .

Yeah, I'm the bass player. . . .
  Typical Bass Player

what do you mean drop the bass?

what do you mean drop the bass?  Typical Bass Player

Plays an amazing solo No one notices

Plays an amazing solo No one notices   Typical Bass Player

Has a song idea band puts it on fridge

Has a song idea band puts it on fridge  Typical Bass Player

Yeah, I met victor wooten No one knows who the fuck you are talking about.

Yeah, I met victor wooten No one knows who the fuck you are talking about.  Typical Bass Player

I can hear you You're way too loud.

I can hear you You're way too loud.   Typical Bass Player

Makes Suggestion Rejected

Makes Suggestion Rejected
  Typical Bass Player

Guitarist: yeah, we discussed at the band meeting. Bassist: What band meeting?

Guitarist: yeah, we discussed at the band meeting. Bassist: What band meeting?  Typical Bass Player

"guys i wrote a song" band splits

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