Vengeance Dad

My wife doesn’t believe our world will end on December 21st, and I agree It ends tonight

My wife doesn’t believe our world will end on December 21st, and I agree It ends tonight  Vengeance Dad

My son spilled paint in the garage Good thing it was red

My son spilled paint in the garage Good thing it was red  Vengeance Dad

A father should never outlive his children families. die. together.

A father should never outlive his children families. die. together.  Vengeance Dad

Bought life insurance for family get rich quick scheme worked

Bought life insurance for family get rich quick scheme worked  Vengeance Dad

They took my beer I took their eyes

They took my beer I took their eyes  Vengeance Dad

I asked for an ipod I buried them with the zune

I asked for an ipod I buried them with the zune  Vengeance Dad

They said the internet didn't run fast enough they didn't either

They said the internet didn't run fast enough they didn't either  Vengeance Dad

kid wanted a new xbox360 i made him play silver surfer

kid wanted a new xbox360 i made him play silver surfer  Vengeance Dad

She wanted me to talk to them about the birds & the bees i introduced them to my secret movie room

She wanted me to talk to them about the birds & the bees i introduced them to my secret movie room  Vengeance Dad

they showed me twilight i showed them a slow death

they showed me twilight i showed them a slow death  Vengeance Dad
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