Witty Two Year Old

according to my calculations, i've pooped my pants

according to my calculations, i've pooped my pants  Witty Two Year Old

it does in fact seem that you've got my nose

it does in fact seem that you've got my nose  Witty Two Year Old

Omelette du Fromage

Omelette du Fromage  Witty Two Year Old

And in conclusion They did not have the proper resources to put humpty-dumpty back together again

And in conclusion They did not have the proper resources to put humpty-dumpty back together again  Witty Two Year Old

If my hypothesis is correct crying hysterically will in fact get me another cookie.

If my hypothesis is correct crying hysterically will in fact get me another cookie.  Witty Two Year Old

Well if you have my nose, how am I holding these giant glasses up?

Well if you have my nose, how am I holding these giant glasses up?  Witty Two Year Old

dee dee get out of my laboratory

dee dee get out of my laboratory  Witty Two Year Old

Argyle Sweater Bitches love Argyle Sweaters

Argyle Sweater Bitches love Argyle Sweaters  Witty Two Year Old

Judging by the relative position of the sun It is naptime

Judging by the relative position of the sun It is naptime  Witty Two Year Old

Newton's first law says Bodies in motion remain in motion and bodies at rest stay in bed unless they poop their pants.

Newton's first law says
Bodies in motion 
remain in motion and bodies at rest stay in bed unless they poop 
their pants.  Witty Two Year Old
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