Words of Wisdom

Dear Vegetarians... If You're trying to save the animals, Why are you eating their food?

Dear Vegetarians... If You're trying to save the animals, Why are you eating their food?   Words of Wisdom

In 20- 30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do will be finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken.

In 20- 30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do  will be finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken.   Words of Wisdom

Always hit on the hottest girl in the room If you strike out, you're not having any less sex with her

Always hit on the hottest girl in the room If you strike out, you're not having any less sex with her  Words of Wisdom

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other   Words of Wisdom

Moms when waking up your son in the morning give him extra time to wake up and loose the morning wood

Moms when waking up your son in the morning  give him extra time to wake up and loose the morning wood   Words of Wisdom

My Girlfriend left me because of my obsession with linkin park but in the end, it doesn't even matter

My Girlfriend left me because of my obsession with linkin park  but in the end, it doesn't even matter  Words of Wisdom

Smile, Listen, Agree and then do whatever the Fuck you wanted to do anyway - Robert Downey Jr.

Smile,
Listen,
Agree
 and then do
whatever the Fuck
you wanted
to do anyway - Robert Downey Jr.  Words of Wisdom

love is like water you can never get enough of it and you can drown in it

love is like water you can never get enough of it and you can drown in it  Words of Wisdom

I just created a single computer folder for politics and jokes Why? Because I don't think there's a difference between the two.

I just created a single computer folder for politics and jokes  Why? Because I don't think there's a difference between the two.
  Words of Wisdom

Law degrees must be plentiful Bexause All of a sudden everybody turned into a prosecuter on social networks.

Law degrees must be plentiful Bexause All of a sudden everybody turned into a prosecuter on social networks.  Words of Wisdom