drunk baby

so i was staggering home and it hit me when did i learn to walk?

so i was staggering home and it hit me when did i learn to walk?  drunk baby

They told me childbirth is one of the most painful things someone can experience in their life i didnt feel nothin'

They told me childbirth is one of the most painful things someone can experience in their life i didnt feel nothin'  drunk baby

The guys nowhere to be found Then I hear "peek-a-boo", and, no shit, there he is again

The guys nowhere to be found Then I hear

So I'm sitting there, sucking on a nice pair of tits, And the next thing I know, I wake up somewhere I've never seen and I've shit my pants

So I'm sitting there, sucking on a nice pair of tits, And the next thing I know, I wake up somewhere I've never seen and I've shit my pants  drunk baby

I swear, this fucker would say peekaboo Then just disappear

I swear, this fucker would say peekaboo Then just disappear   drunk baby

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fijajiqiejq alkjqlkqasdfkq  Caption 4 goes here  drunk baby

so this guy in a dress tries to drown me and - I shit you not - my family just stands there taking pictures

so this guy in a dress tries to drown me and - I shit you not - my family just stands there taking pictures  drunk baby

let me give you an advice about women yell loud enough and tits will fly into your mouth

let me give you an advice about women yell loud enough and tits will fly into your mouth  drunk baby

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib   drunk baby

rub a dub dub took a shit in the tub

rub a dub dub took a shit in the tub  drunk baby
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