drunk baby

So he finally gets done cleaning up my poop and I puke all over his shirt! True story.

So he finally gets done cleaning up my poop and I puke all over his shirt!  True story.   drunk baby

...and I'm like, listen bitch this little piggy is going to the bar

...and I'm like, listen bitch this little piggy is going to the bar  drunk baby

Hey, Bad Luck Brian. See this? It's the worlds smallest violin.

Hey, Bad Luck Brian. See this? It's the worlds smallest violin.  drunk baby

So i just come out of my mom and i'm just chillin' then this fucking doctor slaps me for no reason

So i just come out of my mom  and i'm  just chillin' then this fucking doctor slaps me for no reason  drunk baby

I shit you not The red crayon tasted like a cherry

I shit you not The red crayon tasted like a cherry  drunk baby

so then she sticks the thermometer up there! I'm telling you, this girl was a freak.

so then she sticks the thermometer up there! I'm telling you, this girl was a freak.   drunk baby

And then I says to her, I says, screw the mocking bird give me the fucking diamond ring.

And then I says to her, I says, screw the mocking bird give me the fucking diamond ring.  drunk baby

am i right, am i right? c'mon pound this shit, show me love

am i right, am i right?  c'mon pound this shit, show me love  drunk baby

Then she said 'Peek-a-boo' Just about shit my diaper

Then she said 'Peek-a-boo' Just about shit my diaper   drunk baby

no officer, i cannot step out of the car i can barely walk as it is

no officer, i cannot step out of the car i can barely walk as it is  drunk baby
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