drunk baby

Reasons to drink this weekend: Friday: its the end of the world Saturday: We Survived Sunday:To Cure hangovers Monday:Its Christmas

Reasons to drink this weekend: Friday: its the end of the world
Saturday: We Survived
Sunday:To Cure hangovers
Monday:Its Christmas  drunk baby

And then I says to her, I says, No bitch, spoons sound like this, nrrreooommmmm!

And then I says to her, I says, No bitch, spoons sound like this, nrrreooommmmm!  drunk baby

These better be those whiskey tits I ordered Caption 4 goes here

These better be those whiskey tits I ordered  Caption 4 goes here  drunk baby

Wha..what?! It's monday already?

Wha..what?! It's monday already?   drunk baby

Sorry I slapped you, but it seemed like you were never gonna shut up and I panicked!

Sorry I slapped you, but it seemed like you were never gonna shut up  and I panicked!  drunk baby

Yeah, i can shit my pants in this place and no one will even care

 Yeah, i can shit my pants in this place and no one will even care
  drunk baby

This apple juice, tastes like your wife's TITS

This apple juice, tastes like your wife's TITS   drunk baby

So I says to him, that's no st bernard, that's my wife

So I says to him, that's no st bernard,  that's my wife   drunk baby

Wait wait (whispers) i just made a huge eton mess in my diapee

Wait wait  (whispers) i just made a huge eton mess in my diapee  drunk baby

Oi Barman! I asked for a Whisky Chaser with this, do I have to crack skulls?

Oi Barman! I asked for a Whisky Chaser with this, do I have to crack skulls?   drunk baby
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