judgmental dog

You are Fat Fatty fat fat fat

You are Fat Fatty fat fat fat  judgmental dog

Off the couch, you say? Whatever, bitch.

Off the couch, you say? Whatever, bitch.  judgmental dog

I know I smell like a dog. At least I don't smell like alcohol and broken dreams

I know I smell like a dog. At least I don't smell like alcohol and broken dreams  judgmental dog

Move Bitch Get out da way

Move Bitch Get out da way  judgmental dog

you're fat

 you're fat  judgmental dog

You want to go outside to take me for a walk? Not until you change that outfit.

You want to go outside to take me for a walk? Not until you change that outfit.  judgmental dog

FETch me some biscuits Squire

FETch me some biscuits  Squire  judgmental dog

lemme get this straight it's fine when the cat bites you but when i bite you, you have me killed.

lemme get this straight it's fine when the cat bites you but when i bite you, you have me killed.  judgmental dog

If you promise to stop watching me poop I'll promise to stop watching you masturbate

If you promise to stop watching me poop I'll promise to stop watching you masturbate  judgmental dog

Play dead? Dead like how you feel on the inside?

Play dead? Dead like how you feel on the inside?  judgmental dog
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