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something good doesn't always almost happen to me but when it does, it's reaped from me at the last second leaving me feeling like i was hit by a bus, mauled by a bear, rape with a rusty iron pole wrapped in sand paper, and shot in the neck.

something good doesn't always almost happen to me but when it does, it's reaped from me at the last second leaving me feeling like i was hit by a bus, mauled by a bear, rape with a rusty iron pole wrapped in sand paper, and shot in the neck. - something good doesn't always almost happen to me but when it does, it's reaped from me at the last second leaving me feeling like i was hit by a bus, mauled by a bear, rape with a rusty iron pole wrapped in sand paper, and shot in the neck. Most Forever Alone In The World
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I Don't always feel my phone vibrate but when i do, it didn't

I Don't always feel my phone vibrate but when i do, it didn't
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i dont always host double blind dates at my house but when i do, my friend has a 3some

i dont always host double blind dates at my house but when i do, my friend has a 3some
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I Don't always get text messages but when i do, it begins with "Dear customer."

I Don't always get text messages but when i do, it begins with
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I don't always get birthday sex but when i do, i have to inflate her first

I don't always get birthday sex but when i do, i have to inflate her first
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I Don't always get laid but when i do, I have 300 dollars less in my bank account

I Don't always get laid but when i do, I have 300 dollars less in my bank account
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I don't always have sex dreams but when i do, I wake up before anything happens

I don't always have sex dreams but when i do, I wake up before anything happens
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I Don't always have illegitimate children but when i do, their mom's claim they aren't mine.

I Don't always have illegitimate children but when i do, their mom's claim they aren't mine.
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I Don't always try going to the club alone but when i do, I end up sitting alone all night at my table

I Don't always try going to the club alone but when i do, I end up sitting alone all night at my table
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I don't always refresh reddit to see if my post got upvoted but when i do, it didn't

I don't always refresh reddit to see if my post got upvoted but when i do, it didn't
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I don't always have girls text or call me... but when they do it's to help with their computer problems.

I don't always have girls text or call me... but when they do it's to help with their computer problems.
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