I Don't always get text messages but when i do, it begins with "Dear customer."

I Don't always get text messages but when i do, it begins with

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I Don't always feel my phone vibrate but when i do, it didn't

I Don't always feel my phone vibrate but when i do, it didn't

i dont always host double blind dates at my house but when i do, my friend has a 3some

i dont always host double blind dates at my house but when i do, my friend has a 3some

I Don't always get text messages but when i do, it begins with "Dear customer."

I Don't always get text messages but when i do, it begins with

I don't always get birthday sex but when i do, i have to inflate her first

I don't always get birthday sex but when i do, i have to inflate her first

I Don't always get laid but when i do, I have 300 dollars less in my bank account

I Don't always get laid but when i do, I have 300 dollars less in my bank account

I don't always have sex dreams but when i do, I wake up before anything happens

I don't always have sex dreams but when i do, I wake up before anything happens

I Don't always have illegitimate children but when i do, their mom's claim they aren't mine.

I Don't always have illegitimate children but when i do, their mom's claim they aren't mine.

I Don't always try going to the club alone but when i do, I end up sitting alone all night at my table

I Don't always try going to the club alone but when i do, I end up sitting alone all night at my table

I don't always refresh reddit to see if my post got upvoted but when i do, it didn't

I don't always refresh reddit to see if my post got upvoted but when i do, it didn't

I don't always have girls text or call me... but when they do it's to help with their computer problems.

I don't always have girls text or call me... but when they do it's to help with their computer problems.
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