I will cut you up a nice slice of pizza

I will cut you up a nice slice of pizza - I will cut you up a nice slice of pizza  Non Mafia Italian

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I amuse you? I make you laugh? i do a clown routine at the children's hospital, so, i could really use the feedback.

I amuse you?  I make you laugh? i do a clown routine at the children's hospital, so, i  could really use the feedback.

i know where you live cause ya' address is already in the computer. Ya' pizza will be there in 30 minutes or less

i know where you live cause ya' address is already in the computer. Ya' pizza will be there in 30 minutes or less

I kill rats Because I'm exterminator on the weekends to try and make extra money for my son's college.

I kill rats Because I'm exterminator on the weekends to try and make extra money for my son's college.

You will sleep with the fishes if you vacation at that fun new resort in aruba that's right on the shore

You will sleep with the fishes if you vacation at that fun new resort in aruba that's right on the shore

Tonight, you'll sleep with the fishes in our spare bedroom. that's where we keep the aquarium.

Tonight, you'll sleep with the fishes in our spare bedroom. 
that's where we keep the aquarium.

I will cut you up a nice slice of pizza

I will cut you up a nice slice of pizza

Nobody likes a rat That's why I've put down a lot of humane traps to catch them.

Nobody likes a rat That's why I've put down a lot of humane traps to catch them.

We're going for a ride in the pine barrens so i can show you this spot i found with the most breathtaking view

We're going for a ride in the pine barrens so i can show you this spot i found with the most breathtaking view

Listen kid, the boss says I should whack you gently on your back for doing such a great job with the paperwork he asked you to take care of.

Listen kid, the boss says I should whack you gently on your back for doing such a great job with the paperwork he asked you to take care of.

YOU GOT THAT COKE? OR DO YOU ONLY SERVE PEPSI PRODUCTS?

YOU GOT THAT COKE? OR DO YOU ONLY SERVE PEPSI PRODUCTS?
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