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Never wants to fuck As much as your secretary

Never wants to fuck As much as your secretary - Never wants to fuck As much as your secretary Scumbag Wife
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Starts fondling penis in middle of night Stops as soon as it gets hard

Starts fondling penis in middle of night Stops as soon as it gets hard
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hey do you feel like a coffee? cool. can you get me one while you're up?

hey do you feel like a coffee? cool. can you get me one while you're up?
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2,800 shares

Writes down what you want for Christmas Gets you what she wants instead

Writes down what you want for Christmas Gets you what she wants instead
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Tries 2+ years to get Husband on Reddit Steals his Karma

Tries 2+ years to get Husband on Reddit Steals his Karma
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takes your pants to the dry cleaners all of them

takes your pants to the dry cleaners all of them
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Asks how many blowjobs per week is ideal Continues giving zero blowjobs

Asks how many blowjobs per week is ideal Continues giving zero blowjobs
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Won't keep her hands off you in front of her girlfriends Won't touch you when you are alone

Won't keep her hands off you in front of her girlfriends Won't touch you when you are alone
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randomly abandons husband and son to "find herself" comes back over a year later demanding custody of son

randomly abandons husband and son to
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Doesn't ask me to do dishes Until two minutes after kickoff

Doesn't ask me to do dishes Until two minutes after kickoff
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Never wants to fuck As much as your secretary

Never wants to fuck As much as your secretary
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