Can we be friends? Are you trying to fuck my sister?

Can we be friends? Are you trying to fuck my sister?  - Can we be friends? Are you trying to fuck my sister?   Inception

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I love the Futurama Fry meme. What does that one look like?

I love the Futurama Fry meme. What does that one look like?

Have you ever thought about putting it in the other hole? No, why would I want her to get pregnant?

Have you ever thought about putting it in the other hole? No, why would I want her to get pregnant?

Have you ever tried to shit and stare a man in the eyes No, that's disturbing. Why do you ask?

Have you ever tried to shit and stare a man in the eyes No, that's disturbing. Why do you ask?

have you ever seen titanic YES! i loved how one of the two lesbians just drowned at the end

have you ever seen titanic YES! i loved how one of the two lesbians just drowned at the end

So there's a guy in a costume of a kid in a costume. It's like Pixar inception. You know the title "Inception" refers to the origin of an idea, not the thing inside of a thing concept?

So there's a guy in a costume of a kid in a costume. It's like Pixar inception. You know the title

HEY BRO DO YOU SMOKE? WHAT,LIKE CIGARETTES?

HEY BRO DO YOU SMOKE? WHAT,LIKE CIGARETTES?

May i use your phone to call my mother? Sure, just hit redial.

May i use your phone to call my mother? Sure, just hit redial.

i saw a bunch of really stoned kids today what did they look like?

i saw a bunch of really stoned kids today what did they look like?

Can we be friends? Are you trying to fuck my sister?

Can we be friends? Are you trying to fuck my sister?

Is there any marijuana in the vehicle sir? Yes there is, and here is my medical license and paperwork also

Is there any marijuana in the vehicle sir? Yes there is, and here is my medical license and paperwork also

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