Doesn't answer prayer Appears on toast

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I could teach them about medicine and science Nah, party tricks

I could teach them about medicine and science Nah, party tricks

That which you do onto the least of my brethern, you do unto me That which my father does is for lulz

That which you do onto the least of my brethern, you do unto me That which my father does is for lulz

Doesn't answer prayer Appears on toast

Doesn't answer prayer Appears on toast

B-day close to Xmas Steals the spotlight

B-day close to Xmas Steals the spotlight

Disappears for 2000 years Comes back once humans invent toasters

Disappears for 2000 years Comes back once humans invent toasters

Says he's coming back Doesn't say when

Says he's coming back Doesn't say when

Could help poor and needy Helps tebow

Could help poor and needy

 Helps tebow

If your god would rather help your favorite sports team win than save thousands of lives by "inspiring" us to eradicate Malaria, he's an asshole.

If your god would rather help your favorite sports team win than save thousands of lives by

Says anyone who says "you fool!" is in danger of hell (Mathew 5:22) Calls people fools (Mathew 23:17)

Says anyone who says

If something good happens to you is thanks to me Something bad happened? It's your own fault

If something good happens to you is thanks to me Something bad happened? It's your own fault
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