I don't always puke when on my dads lap but when i do, i get it all over his new shirt

I don't always puke when on my dads lap but when i do, i get it all over his new shirt - I don't always puke when on my dads lap but when i do, i get it all over his new shirt  The Most Interesting Baby in the World

I don't always puke when on my dads lap but when i do, i get it all over his new shirt

I don't always puke when on my dads lap but when i do, i get it all over his new shirt

I don't always drink dry martinis but when it do, it's because there aren't any boobs around

I don't always drink dry martinis but when it do, it's because there aren't any boobs around

I dont always take good pictures but when i do, my dad makes a meme out of it.

I dont always take good pictures but when i do, my dad makes a meme out of it.

I don't always drink milk But when i do, I prefer the bottle

I don't always drink milk But when i do, I prefer the bottle

I don't know how to use a PC but when i try, i make sure I delete something important

I don't know how to use a PC but when i try, i make sure I delete something important

I don't always shit in the tub But when I do, it's after you finished washing me

I don't always shit in the tub But when I do, it's after you finished washing me

I don't always get scared but when I do, my grandma is there to take pictures

I don't always get scared but when I do, my grandma is there to take pictures

I don't always shit my pants but when i do, someone else wipes my ass

I don't always shit my pants but when i do, someone else wipes my ass

why the fuck am i in a pool with this slut? oh, that's my sister? you sick bitch

why the fuck am i in a pool with this slut? oh, that's my sister? you sick bitch

I don't always get hungry but when i do, i get to suck on a titty

I don't always get hungry but when i do, i get to suck on a titty

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