Finally got the courage to tell Luke I am his father. He said, "That's impossible." *sigh* Impossible

Finally got the courage to tell Luke I am his father. He said,

"Disney Health Insurance Applicant: Do you have any pre-existing conditions?" *Sigh* Yeah. You could say that.

Finally got the courage to tell Luke I am his father. He said, "That's impossible." *sigh* Impossible

Finally got the courage to tell Luke I am his father. He said,

He chopped off my legs and threw me into a volcano and says *I'm* the master of evil?

He chopped off my legs and threw me into a volcano and says *I'm* the master of evil?

I said we would be honored if they would join us They shot at me

I said we would be honored if they would join us They shot at me

Was told the hyperdrive on the millenium falcon was deactivated it wasn't

Was told the hyperdrive on the millenium falcon was deactivated it wasn't

Finally got the courage to tell Luke I am his father. He said, "That's impossible." *sigh* Impossible

Finally got the courage to tell Luke I am his father. He said,

i used to own a death star now i ride the bus

i used to own a death star now i ride the bus

I never got the chance to talk to my daughter about drugs Now she has a coke nail

I never got the chance to talk to my daughter about drugs Now she has a coke nail

I had to alter the deal with Lando Now he's not speaking to me

I had to alter the deal with Lando Now he's not speaking to me

wife died giving birth to my kids they hate me

wife died giving birth to my kids they hate me

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