"If I finish these, I will have had 6 pieces of pizza, 3 packets of cheddar crackers, 2 cheese sticks, and obscene amount of popcorn, and more fluids than I should probably be having all in 5 hours." That kid's on dope

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Work is work. It's not about fun, it's about seeing how much crap you can take from the boss man, and then taking some more.

Work is work. It's not about fun, it's about seeing how much crap you can take from the boss man, and then taking some more.

How about I let my foot Occupy your ass

How about I let my foot Occupy your ass

Occupy Wallstreet? How about I occupy my foot in your ass!

Occupy Wallstreet? How about I occupy my foot in your ass!

You cheated on your girlfriend with a girl you 'love'? Dumbass...

You cheated on your girlfriend with a girl you 'love'? Dumbass...

You morons just hang vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room

You morons just hang vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room

I'm gonna bring a tape measure So I can measure out a foot for each one of your asses!

I'm gonna bring a tape measure So I can measure out a foot for each one of your asses!

Happy Birthday Dumbass

Happy Birthday Dumbass

You thought you'd save money living on campus? Dumbass...

You thought you'd save money living on campus? Dumbass...

I'm going to to #hashtag my foot So everyone on twitter can follow it straight up your ass

I'm going to to #hashtag my foot So everyone on twitter can follow it straight up your ass

"If I finish these, I will have had 6 pieces of pizza, 3 packets of cheddar crackers, 2 cheese sticks, and obscene amount of popcorn, and more fluids than I should probably be having all in 5 hours." That kid's on dope

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