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Oh my God My ass hurts What the fuck happened? Someone knocked you unconscious and tattooed a stargate around your anus Jack did you rape me? I um... did not cross your event horizon Yeah... that's it...

Oh my God My ass hurts What the fuck happened? Someone knocked you unconscious and tattooed a stargate around your anus Jack did you rape me? I um... did not cross your event horizon Yeah... that's it... - Oh my God My ass hurts What the fuck happened? Someone knocked you unconscious and tattooed a stargate around your anus Jack did you rape me? I um... did not cross your event horizon Yeah... that's it... Through the Stargate
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What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? Someone knocked you unconscious But why does my butt hurt? Jack last thing I remember I was talking about the stargate with you What happened? I may or may not have went through your stargate

What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? Someone knocked you unconscious But why does my butt hurt? Jack last thing I remember I was talking about the stargate with you What happened? I may or may not have went through your stargate
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UHHHH... WHAT happened? It seems you we're infected..by a zombie what? is this some kind of joke? Yes... actually it is..

UHHHH... WHAT happened? It seems you we're infected..by a zombie what? is this some kind of joke? Yes... actually it is..
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What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? Sir, have you had unprotected anal sex recently? What? Jack?... Hey I was on a mission I had to go through the stargate

What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? Sir, have you had unprotected anal sex recently? What? Jack?... Hey I was on a mission I had to go through the stargate
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What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? it appears your penis has been surgically removed Jack they stole my dick We have to go after it Yes... "They" Stole your dick...

What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? it appears your penis has been surgically removed Jack they stole my dick We have to go after it Yes...
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I hear you're having visions, Jack What's going on? Col. O'Neal is having reoccurring dreams about a new gate address Really? That's Great This can mean the discovery of a new culture What's the address? I think it was: cock and balls, guy on fire, shoppi

I hear you're having visions, Jack What's going on? Col. O'Neal is having reoccurring dreams about a new gate address Really? That's Great This can mean the discovery of a new culture What's the address? I think it was: cock and balls, guy on fire, shoppi
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What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? it appears you were knocked unconscious and raped with a goa'uld symbiote really? Jack did you know about this? I was not there and was not involved in any way I swear

What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? it appears you were knocked unconscious and raped with a goa'uld symbiote really? Jack did you know about this? I was not there and was not involved in any way I swear
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Oh my God My ass hurts What the fuck happened? Someone knocked you unconscious and tattooed a stargate around your anus Jack did you rape me? I um... did not cross your event horizon Yeah... that's it...

Oh my God My ass hurts What the fuck happened? Someone knocked you unconscious and tattooed a stargate around your anus Jack did you rape me? I um... did not cross your event horizon Yeah... that's it...
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What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? Someone knocked you unconscious and raped you repeatedly Jack last thing I remember I was with you What happened? I may or may not have went through your stargate

What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? Someone knocked you unconscious and raped you repeatedly Jack last thing I remember I was with you What happened? I may or may not have went through your stargate
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What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? it appears someone has surgically removed your penis Jack they stole my dick We have to go after it Yes... "They" Stole your dick...

What Happened? Why am I in the infirmary? it appears someone has surgically removed your penis Jack they stole my dick We have to go after it Yes...
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