Central tenant of campbell's: omnipotence For there is nothing that the can can't do.

Central tenant of campbell's: omnipotence
 For there is nothing that the can can't do. - Central tenant of campbell's: omnipotence
 For there is nothing that the can can't do.  Soup Can God

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Campbell's 3:16 For Soup God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten broth, that whosoever openeth him shall not hunger, but have temporary satiation.

Campbell's 3:16
 For Soup God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten broth, that whosoever openeth him shall not hunger, but have temporary satiation.

Bible too long? Soup can is condensed

Bible too long? Soup can is condensed

Campbell's 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with a stew, as with a soup: it is abomination."

Campbell's 18:22
 Thou shalt not lie with a stew, as with a soup: it is abomination.

Campbell's 6:41 Taking the can opener and soup and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and removed the lid. Then he gave them to his disciples to set before the people. Now with 25% less sodium

Campbell's 6:41
 Taking the can opener and soup and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and removed the lid. Then he gave them to his disciples to set before the people. Now with 25% less sodium

1 Campbell's 2:11-12 Let the woman sip in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to dip her sandwich, nor to slurp loudly over the man, but to eat in silence.

1  Campbell's  2:11-12
 Let the woman sip in silence with all subjection.

But I suffer not a woman to dip her sandwich, nor to slurp loudly over the man, but to eat in silence.

Central tenant of campbell's: omnipotence For there is nothing that the can can't do.

Central tenant of campbell's: omnipotence
 For there is nothing that the can can't do.

Campbell's 10:5 Hark, all images of the Soup Can are forbidden. Crafting an image is punishable with rioting and death threats.

Campbell's 10:5
 Hark, all images of the Soup Can are forbidden. Crafting an image is punishable with rioting and death threats.

Campbell's 17:22 A condensed soup does good like a medicine; but a broken can opener dries the bones.

Campbell's 17:22 A condensed soup does good like a medicine; but a broken can opener dries the bones.

Campbell's 10:15-16 But Lord, I have never eaten that which is brothy or not of a pasta. The Lord spoke, "What I have canned call not unclean."

Campbell's 10:15-16 But Lord, I have never eaten that which is brothy or not of a pasta. The Lord spoke,

Jesus fed 5000 Soup can God says "bring it"

Jesus fed 5000 Soup can God says
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