I tried to opened the shades but I don't have thumbs... Sorry.

I tried to opened the shades but I don't have thumbs... Sorry. - I tried to opened the shades but I don't have thumbs... Sorry.  It wont happen again. I promise

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I thought you were never ever ever ever coming home ever So I panicked

I thought you were never ever ever ever coming home ever So I panicked

You'd never guess who i saw today that damn squirrel again

You'd never guess who i saw today that damn squirrel again

Someone was knocking so I tried to let them in

Someone was knocking so I tried to let them in

Hey you're back, i looked for you everywhere where'd ya go...can i come next time

Hey you're back, i looked for you everywhere where'd ya go...can i come next time

I know you always come back home But I panicked and destroyed all your shit anyway

I know you always come back home But I panicked and destroyed all your shit anyway

HEY theres a package outside for you

HEY theres a package outside for you

I'm so glad you're home! Somebody broke the blinds

I'm so glad you're home! Somebody broke the blinds

I destroyed the blinds on the door because i love you

I destroyed the blinds on the door because i love you

I tried to opened the shades but I don't have thumbs... Sorry.

I tried to opened the shades but I don't have thumbs... Sorry.

there was a spider! don't worry, I ate-ed it

there was a spider! don't worry, I ate-ed it
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