Hey girl. i heard you got that new job. that's more awesome than me. let me help you find something to wear on your first day.

Hey girl.


i heard you got
that new job.

that's more
awesome
than me.

let me help you
find something 
to wear on your
first day. - Hey girl.


i heard you got
that new job.

that's more
awesome
than me.

let me help you
find something 
to wear on your
first day.  I can haz Ryan Gosling

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Hey girl, You're really gonna kick ass on your MCAT, ya know?





Hey girl,

You're really 
gonna kick ass 
on your MCAT,

ya know?

Hey girl. I would love to cuddle and have a Nicholas Sparks movie marathon with you. Let me run to the store to pick up some chocolate.

Hey girl.


I would love
to cuddle and
have a Nicholas
Sparks movie
marathon with 
you.

Let me run to the 
store to pick up 
some chocolate.

Hey girl, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe.

Hey girl,

I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe.

Hey girl. i heard you got that new job. that's more awesome than me. let me help you find something to wear on your first day.

Hey girl.


i heard you got
that new job.

that's more
awesome
than me.

let me help you
find something 
to wear on your
first day.

Hey girl, Stare into my eyes while using the microwave. Don't leave me. Or it'll be a $50 fine.

Hey girl,

Stare into my eyes while using the microwave.
Don't leave me.
Or it'll be a $50 fine.

I know you've been studying hard, you're going to crush that pathology exam on Thursday. Hey SUMMA,

I know you've been studying hard, you're going to crush that pathology exam on Thursday.

  Hey SUMMA,

Hey guy I know I spend alot of time talking to the girls, but I wouldn't mind being in a fivesome with you.

Hey guy I know I spend alot of time talking to the girls, but I wouldn't mind being in a fivesome with you.

Hey girl, Hope you do well on your finals. I believe in you.

Hey girl,

Hope you do well on your finals. I believe in you.

Hey girl, Your Smiley face is such Bliss I can hardly Gage my Paltz.





Hey girl, 
Your Smiley 
face is such 
Bliss I can 
hardly Gage 
my Paltz.

Hey girl It's this kind of unconscious bullying, this oligarchic exclusivity, this clique inside a clique sort of shit that makes any "scene" pretty effing sickening -- maddeningly compounded by its public presence and the frivolous way in which its pre

Hey girl

 It's this kind of unconscious bullying, this oligarchic exclusivity, this clique inside a clique sort of shit that makes any
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