describes humans as his most perfect creation puts hair on their buttholes

describes humans as his most perfect creation puts hair on their buttholes - describes humans as his most perfect creation puts hair on their buttholes  Scumbag God is an SBF

has power to end world hunger watches you masturbate instead

has power to end world hunger watches you masturbate instead

Makes the rule that "Thou shalt not kill" Orders people to kill others if they don't follow his rules

Makes the rule that

Gets all the credit for your sexual performance

Gets all the credit for your sexual performance

preaches forgiveness loses his shit over an apple

preaches forgiveness loses his shit over an apple

Goes into intense detail describing the style, fabric, and color of the drapes for his tabernacle Hates the Gays

Goes into intense detail describing the style, fabric, and color of the drapes for his tabernacle Hates the Gays

You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves But slice part of your Dick off LOL

You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves But slice part of your Dick off LOL

describes humans as his most perfect creation puts hair on their buttholes

describes humans as his most perfect creation puts hair on their buttholes

Makes you take his dead son inside you hates gays

Makes you take his dead son inside you hates gays

Israelites, in my wisdom and love I have freed you from slavery but I forgot to reserve unsettled land for you. So here is a list of ethnic cleansing missions. Spare no one.

Israelites, in my wisdom and love 
I have freed you from slavery but I forgot to reserve unsettled 
land for you. So here is a list of 
ethnic cleansing missions.
 Spare no one.

Makes you right-handed Makes your right hand a claw and your left hand normal

Makes you right-handed Makes your right hand a claw and your left hand normal

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