i don't always drink blended alcoholic beverages... But when i do, I hit bitches in the face

i don't always drink blended alcoholic beverages... But when i do, I hit bitches in the face - i don't always drink blended alcoholic beverages... But when i do, I hit bitches in the face  Roger the Alien

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i don't always drink blended alcoholic beverages... But when i do, it's because i am driving

i don't always drink blended alcoholic beverages... But when i do, it's because i am driving

Oh my god we're a broken home... ...and I'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art

Oh my god we're a broken home... ...and I'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art

Oh, I love your religion... ...for the crazy! It's like Harry Potter but causes genocide and bad folk music.

Oh, I love your religion... ...for the crazy! It's like Harry Potter but causes genocide and bad folk music.

Yeah, run to the arms of your whore! It's what you're good at!

Yeah, run to the arms of your whore! It's what you're good at!

So my man been workin' late but Trina called me and said she seen his ass in the club. How do I get him to tell me the truth but keep our love million dollar strong?

So my man been workin' late but Trina called me and said she seen his ass in the club. How do I get him to tell me the truth but keep our love million dollar strong?

Uggggh there's going to be no parking.....

Uggggh there's going to be no parking.....

I'm going to make you cry... ...and dip my cookie in your tears.

I'm going to make you cry... ...and dip my cookie in your tears.

i don't always drink blended alcoholic beverages... But when i do, I hit bitches in the face

i don't always drink blended alcoholic beverages... But when i do, I hit bitches in the face

Oh my god! what is this and how can I replace my blood with it?

Oh my god! what is this and how can I replace my blood with it?

you killed your son's dog? Don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing cause that's a giant load of crap!

you killed your son's dog? Don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing cause that's a giant load of crap!
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