Plate is clean "I didn't like it" hahahaha First time I heard that one

Plate is clean

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Oh, another Jesus pamphlet instead of a tip does god hate waitresses, or is it just you?

Oh, another Jesus pamphlet instead of a tip does god hate waitresses, or is it just you?

Sure, I'll stand here for 10 minutes It's not like you said you were ready to order or anything

Sure, I'll stand here for 10 minutes It's not like you said you were ready to order or anything

does your kid think those sugar packets organize themselves? I will end your life

does your kid think those sugar packets organize themselves? I will end your life

Is this motherfucker snapping at me? I will end your life

Is this motherfucker snapping at me? I will end your life

Plate is clean "I didn't like it" hahahaha First time I heard that one

Plate is clean

No, it's fine that you've left it until half an hour after closing to phone for a taxi - and, yeah, even though you're the last ones here, please do sit in and wait 45 minutes for it to arrive. It's no problem. cunts.

No, it's fine that you've left it until half an hour after closing to phone for a taxi - and, yeah, even though you're the last ones here, please do sit in and wait 45 minutes for it to arrive. It's no problem. cunts.

Oh, another guy hitting on me how many unoriginal lines does this on have?

Oh, another guy hitting on me how many unoriginal lines does this on have?

Oh yeah, please tell me all about how much more money you make than me. it's bound to impress that chick you're with

Oh yeah, please tell me all about how much more money you make than me. it's bound to impress that chick you're with

"Best service I've had in years!" 8% tip

What are our vegatarian options? Lady, just get the salad.

What are our vegatarian options? Lady, just get the salad.
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