I don't always volunteer to be taken over by an Alien parasite But when I do, I use it to have sex with doctor crusher

I don't always volunteer to be taken over by an Alien parasite But when I do,
I use it to have sex with doctor crusher - I don't always volunteer to be taken over by an Alien parasite But when I do,
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I don't always beam down to the planet But when I do, I seduce their leader

I don't always beam
down to the planet But when I do,
I seduce their leader

I don't always take command of the Enterprise But when I do, I get it fucked up.

I don't always take command of the Enterprise But when I do, I get it fucked up.

I don't always violate the prime directive But when I do, it's with my penis

I don't always violate
the prime directive But when I do,
it's with my penis

I don't always get asked to command a starship But when I do, meh...

I don't always get asked to command a starship But when I do, meh...

I don't always bluff at poker But when I do, Its to a walking card counter, a born killer and mind reader.

I don't always bluff at poker But when I do,
Its to a walking card counter, a born killer and mind reader.

I don't always beam down to the planet But when I do, I leave a copy of myself, because the universe isn't big enough for one Riker.

I don't always beam
down to the planet But when I do,
I leave a copy of myself,
because the universe isn't
big enough for one Riker.

I don't always sit in the captain's chair But when I do, I slouch

I don't always sit in the captain's chair But when I do,
I slouch

I don't always volunteer to be taken over by an Alien parasite But when I do, I use it to have sex with doctor crusher

I don't always volunteer to be taken over by an Alien parasite But when I do,
I use it to have sex with doctor crusher

I don't always bluff at poker But when I do, Its to a walk card counter, a born killer and mind reader.

I don't always bluff at poker But when I do,
Its to a walk card counter, a born killer and mind reader.

I don't always beam down to the planet But when I do, I seduce their leader

I don't always beam down to the planet But when I do, I seduce their leader
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