Girlfriend says be quiet or her parents might wake up Offers to come back when they're not asleep

Girlfriend says be quiet or her parents might wake up Offers to come back when they're not asleep - Girlfriend says be quiet or her parents might wake up Offers to come back when they're not asleep  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

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Do I need a hand with that? Na, thanks for telling me though.

Do I need a hand with that? Na, thanks for telling me though.

My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class

My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class

I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.

I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.

You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.

You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.

Her:"I'm so wet right now!" Me:"You can come to my house... I have a towel you can borrow."

Her:

i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore

i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore

redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?

redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?

go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar

go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar

It's cold over here can I come under your covers It's about the same temperature here

It's cold over here can I come under your covers It's about the same temperature here

let's go play a game in your bedroom No, I don't have any games in there

let's go play a game in your bedroom No, I don't have any games in there

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