Tells you your music sucks So does his band

Tells you your music sucks So does his band - Tells you your music sucks So does his band  Scumbag Asian Hipster

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Wears Hipster Glasses Actually has terrible eyesight

Wears Hipster Glasses Actually has terrible eyesight

Rejects the mainstream Dates a white girl

Rejects the mainstream Dates a white girl

Hates Pop Music Program he's enrolling in at NYU is run by former manager of Hanson

Hates Pop Music Program he's enrolling in at NYU is run by former manager of Hanson

Dreams of being a rockstar "Black or pinto beans?"

Dreams of being a rockstar

hates anything popular TOP GOOGLE RESULT FOR ASIAN HIPSTER

hates anything popular TOP GOOGLE RESULT FOR ASIAN HIPSTER

whines about lack of good filipino indie music for geeks ignores cerumentric for being a nerdy filipino indie musician and for not being foreign

whines about lack of good filipino indie music for geeks ignores cerumentric for being a nerdy filipino indie  musician and for not being foreign

Writes for the newspaper YELLOW JOURNALISM

Writes for the newspaper YELLOW JOURNALISM

Worked at Chipotle Before it was coo- no wait, it still isn't...

Worked at Chipotle Before it was coo- no wait, it still isn't...

Tells you your music sucks So does his band

Tells you your music sucks So does his band

Works at chipotle Only warms tortillas

Works at chipotle Only warms tortillas
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