Hey girl, I noticed you've got a lot of uterine lining just cluttering up the place. Here, let me clean it out for you.

Hey girl, I noticed you've got a lot of uterine lining just cluttering up the place. Here, let me clean it out for you. - Hey girl, I noticed you've got a lot of uterine lining just cluttering up the place. Here, let me clean it out for you.  Misc

You know what would be great on Halloween? REAL BLOOD.

You know what would be great on Halloween? REAL BLOOD.

Oh, your bf is visiting this weekend!? I'm BLEEEEDING with excitement!

Oh, your bf is visiting this weekend!? I'm BLEEEEDING with excitement!

Hey girl, I noticed you've got a lot of uterine lining just cluttering up the place. Here, let me clean it out for you.

Hey girl, I noticed you've got a lot of uterine lining just cluttering up the place. Here, let me clean it out for you.

Hey girl, I know your boyfriend just broke up with you. Here, let me start your period two weeks early so you know you aren't pregnant. Much better, right?

Hey girl, I know your boyfriend just broke up with you. Here, let me start your period two weeks early so you know you aren't pregnant.  Much better, right?

Wearing white shorts? Surprise motherfucker

Wearing white shorts? Surprise motherfucker

Oh, you just had an appendectomy? Time for your period.

Oh, you just had an appendectomy? Time for your period.

OH,YOU'VE GOT A FINAL IN HALF AN HOUR? HERE'S SOME CRAMPS TO HELP YOU CONCENTRATE

OH,YOU'VE GOT A FINAL IN HALF AN HOUR? HERE'S SOME CRAMPS TO HELP YOU CONCENTRATE

About to meet a weight loss goal? naaaaah, here's your period, let's retain water instead.

About to meet a weight loss goal? naaaaah, here's your period, let's retain water instead.

Hey girl, I noticed you turned thirteen... Here, let me get started on that baby for you.

Hey girl, I noticed you turned thirteen... Here, let me get started on that baby for you.

I see you have a stomach bug Cramps should help that, right?

I see you have a stomach bug Cramps should help that, right?

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