only puts on lights as per protocol flips on siren when right next to group of teenage girls so they scream bloddy murder..also, hits puddle to drench them

only puts on lights as per protocol flips on siren when right next to group of teenage girls so they scream bloddy murder..also, hits puddle to drench them - only puts on lights as per protocol flips on siren when right next to group of teenage girls so they scream bloddy murder..also, hits puddle to drench them  Douchebag paramedic

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13 y/o pt claims to have marijuana OD and asks "how long will i be high?" "forever"

13 y/o pt claims to have marijuana OD and asks

only puts on lights as per protocol flips on siren when right next to group of teenage girls so they scream bloddy murder..also, hits puddle to drench them

only puts on lights as per protocol flips on siren when right next to group of teenage girls so they scream bloddy murder..also, hits puddle to drench them

obese nurse can't locate patient's DNR order "did you eat it?"

obese nurse can't locate patient's DNR order

Backs up BLS crew at 4am Drives 30MPH to the scene until canceled, 90MPH back to base to sleep.

Backs up BLS crew at 4am Drives 30MPH to the scene until canceled, 90MPH back to base to sleep.

gets asked what the goal of ems is "making sure you reach nursing home age"

gets asked what the goal of ems is

borrows sim-man training dummy for commute sits it in passenger seat and drives in HOV lane

borrows sim-man training dummy for commute  sits it in passenger seat and drives in HOV lane

flips on lights and siren and drives through red light pulls into mcdonalds n parks in fire lane

flips on lights and siren and drives through red light pulls into mcdonalds n parks in fire lane

You're going to die.... ....when you see your medical bills

You're going to die.... ....when you see your medical bills

responds to same perfectly healthy hypochondriac frequent flyer for third time in a week "what seems to be the reason for dialing whine-1-1 this time?"

responds to same perfectly healthy hypochondriac frequent flyer for third time in a week

wakes up patient "my partner will be a while with the paperwork"

wakes up patient
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