I used to be an adventurer like you but then i realized its much easier to work as a guard in Riften and accept bribes from the thieves guild. That shit's gonna pay my kid's college dues

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i realized its much easier to work as a guard in Riften and accept bribes from the thieves guild. That shit's gonna pay my kid's college dues - I used to be an adventurer like you but then i realized its much easier to work as a guard in Riften and accept bribes from the thieves guild. That shit's gonna pay my kid's college dues  Rational Skyrim Guard

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I used to be an adventurer like you Until I was offered this post as city guard. It's a much more stable wage and safer, plus I get to spend more time with my family.

I used to be an adventurer like you Until I was offered this post as city guard.  It's a much more stable wage and safer, plus I get to spend more time with my family.

I used to be an adventurer like you But my wife game me an ultimatum, and I chose to stay with her and look after our children

I used to be an adventurer like you But my wife game me an ultimatum, and I chose to stay with her and look after our children

I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU Then I realised that I had spent enough time and money partying, and although it was fun while it lasted I really needed to get the degree that my parents paid so much for me to do

I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU Then I realised that I had spent enough time and money partying, and although it was fun while it lasted I really needed to get the degree that my parents paid so much for me to do

I used to be an adventurer like you Until I lost the game

I used to be an adventurer like you Until I lost the game

I used to be an adventurer like you Then I Fucked Ted

I used to be an adventurer like you Then I
Fucked Ted

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I used to be an adventurer like you Until I completed a dungeon, collected the treasure, and went out on top.

I used to be an adventurer like you Until I completed a dungeon, collected the treasure, and went out on top.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i realized its much easier to work as a guard in Riften and accept bribes from the thieves guild. That shit's gonna pay my kid's college dues

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i realized its much easier to work as a guard in Riften and accept bribes from the thieves guild. That shit's gonna pay my kid's college dues
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