Shirly Temple? Die.

Shirly Temple? Die. - Shirly Temple? Die.  the angry waitress

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Shirly Temple? Die.

Shirly Temple? Die.

Whats on the salad? Its on the fucking menu

Whats on the salad? Its on the fucking menu

Kid Chicken Fingers? You're over 12 bitch

Kid Chicken Fingers? You're over 12 bitch

10% Tip? This isn't applebee's.

10% Tip? This isn't applebee's.

Hot tea? yeah, we have that bitch

Hot tea? yeah, we have that bitch

Oh you're cold? Sure I will go pretend to turn the heat up.

Oh you're cold? Sure I will go pretend to turn the heat up.

"put a rush on it"? Sure, let me tell the kitchen to drop their current tickets, and make your food first.

Oh, I see that you didn't feel my service today was worth more than a dollar tip awesome, and no doubt you'd be super happy to do all that for a buck

Oh, I see that you didn't feel my service today was worth more than a dollar tip awesome, and no doubt you'd be super happy to do all that for a buck

"What are my side options?" hey genius, try reading that menu i gave you

Cashing out a ten top, all with separate checks, and all paying with twenties? Do I look like a walking bank to you?

Cashing out a ten top, all with separate checks, and all paying with twenties? Do I look like a walking bank to you?
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