Sinks when drowning Floats when dead

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ancestors survived gulags, concentration camps, and famines "is that a cashew? time to die"

ancestors survived gulags, concentration camps, and famines

Sinks when drowning Floats when dead

Sinks when drowning Floats when dead

oh youre in bed with a girl? Heres 2000 Psi of farts

oh youre in bed with a girl? Heres 2000 Psi of farts

Oh, you haven't flown in a while? Haven't had explosive diarrhea in a while either.

Oh, you haven't flown in a while? Haven't had explosive diarrhea in a while either.

capable of surviving through major traumatic injuries, giving birth, and evolving POLLEN? FUCK THIS SHIT, TIME TO SHUT DOWN

capable of surviving through major traumatic injuries, giving birth, and evolving POLLEN? FUCK THIS SHIT, TIME TO SHUT DOWN

3 day weekend? lol here's the flu

3 day weekend? lol here's the flu

Oh, you just accidentally bit the inside of your mouth? I'll make it swell up so you can bite it over and over again.

Oh, you just accidentally bit the inside of your mouth? I'll make it swell up so you can bite it over and over again.

drowns floats when dead

drowns floats when dead

6 months to grow shitty moustache forest of pubes in 5 days

6 months to grow shitty moustache forest of pubes in 5 days

already running late? well now you need to take a dump

already running late? well now you need to take a dump
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