So they were all like YOLO! So I said "Cool story bro, give me 3 days"

So they were all like YOLO! So I said

So i like went to the future the other day and i was like wtf marijuana is illegal?

So i like went to the future the other day and i was like wtf marijuana is illegal?

comes to earth and preaches above all else to love one another people who claim to follow his teachings judge everyone and their mother

comes to earth and preaches above all else to love one another people who claim to follow his teachings judge everyone and their mother

And I was like, Why do you think god created "New Year's Eve" and not "New Year's steve?"

And I was like, Why do you think god created

And i was like, if you haven't sinned bro, throw it and what do you know, he pussies out

And i was like, if you haven't sinned bro, throw it and what do you know, he pussies out

so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like bros... this food your eating is my body.. they were all like no way! And I was like, Yahweh

so i was chillin' with my homies at the last supper and i was like bros...
this food your eating is my body..
they were all like no way! And I was like, Yahweh

So I was like, "Yo abraham, you should sacrifice your son." Then I was like, "woah, I was just kidding, bro"

So I was like,

Ok, so here is what I want you to do. Love others just as I have loved you. Take care of them and don't judge them. DID I Stutter? But what if they're gay or worship other gods? Or don't worship any god?

Ok, so here is what I want you to do. Love others just as I have loved you. Take care of them and don't judge them. DID I Stutter? But what if they're gay or worship other gods? 

Or don't worship any god?

So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified But after three days I was like "Nah bro"

So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified But after three days I was like

So they were all like YOLO! So I said "Cool story bro, give me 3 days"

So they were all like YOLO! So I said

And I was like, turn the other cheek, bros Then peter chopped his ear off

And I was like, turn the other cheek, bros Then peter chopped his ear off

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