My New Years Resolution Is too low

My New Years Resolution Is too low - My New Years Resolution Is too low  Fifth World Problems

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My cat ate my repositional transmitter And now bees are trying to mate with me

My cat ate my repositional transmitter And now bees are trying to mate with me

I think But I am Not

I think But I am Not

I made a sandwich without observing it Now i have all possible sandwiches

I made a sandwich without observing it Now i have all possible sandwiches

I had motivation Then it became self aware and a rival deity and destroyed me

I had motivation Then it became self aware and a rival deity and destroyed me

Minutes have stopped accumulating as hours It's now 4:237 PM and my boss still won't let me punch out

Minutes have stopped accumulating as hours It's now 4:237 PM and my boss still won't let me punch out

Reincarnated as myself Have to sit through everything again

Reincarnated as myself Have to sit through everything again

My New Years Resolution Is too low

My New Years Resolution Is too low

Every time I shuffle cards they end up in exactly the same order as before

Every time I shuffle cards they end up in exactly the same order as before

I got such a good promotion that I clocked my salary and now I'm earning minimum wages again

I got such a good promotion that I clocked my salary and now I'm earning minimum wages again
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