I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. Voldemort probably.

I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. Voldemort probably. - I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. Voldemort probably.  Leslie Knope Opinions

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Guys, we’re going to JJ’s for victory waffles and then we’re staying up all night to talk about our lives and feelings. non-negotiable.

Guys, we’re going to JJ’s for victory waffles and then we’re staying up all night to talk about our lives and feelings. non-negotiable.

You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.

You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.

j.j.'s restaurant burned down? why not go to j.j.'s diner in Pawnee, indiana

j.j.'s restaurant burned down?

why not go to j.j.'s diner in Pawnee, indiana

(On Turtles) “No opinion. They’re condescending.

(On Turtles) 
“No opinion. They’re condescending.

I always have emergency S'More rations in my car.

I always have emergency S'More rations in my car.

Pawnee’s library department is the most diabolical, ruthless bunch of bureaucrats I’ve ever seen. They’re like a biker gang. Only they use political savvy and shushing.

Pawnee’s library department is the most diabolical, ruthless bunch of bureaucrats I’ve ever seen. They’re like a biker gang. Only they use political savvy and shushing.

That penguin wedding was cute, dammit!

That penguin wedding was cute, dammit!

I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. Voldemort probably.

I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. Voldemort probably.

Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.

Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.

Ovaries before brovaries.

Ovaries before brovaries.
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