Told him i was going in for surgery soon He said put on some makeup and try to look photogenic

Told him i was going in for surgery soon He said put on some makeup and try to look photogenic  - Told him i was going in for surgery soon He said put on some makeup and try to look photogenic   Misc

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Told him i was going in for surgery soon He said put on some makeup and try to look photogenic

Told him i was going in for surgery soon He said put on some makeup and try to look photogenic

Told him i was going on a diet He put on Moonlight Sonata and handed me a mirror

Told him i was going on a diet He put on Moonlight Sonata and handed me a mirror

She said she wanted to spend more time together.. I told her to level a White Mage.

She said she wanted to spend more time together.. I told her to level a White Mage.

I told him that I was finally ready to try anal he said that he had to poop

I told him that I was finally ready to try anal he said that he had to poop

I asked if he wanted to have sex He said: statistically speaking Yes, however, since the sample was not normally distributed over the population, using a parametric test to infer the significance of the results might represent a threat to the validity as

I asked if he wanted to have sex He said: statistically speaking Yes, however, since the sample was not normally distributed over the population, using a parametric test to infer the significance of the results might represent a threat to the validity as

I asked him for a lighter Told me there may be a hammer in the shed

I asked him for a lighter Told me there may be a hammer in the shed

I told him to come to bed He said he first needs to reply to Barack Obama

I told him to come to bed He said he first needs to reply to Barack Obama

I asked him to come to bed He asked me to take our daughter out of violin lessons

I asked him to come to bed He asked me to take our daughter out of violin lessons

I told him lets go eat steak he burned the house to the ground

I told him lets go eat steak he burned the house to the ground

asked if he'd like to come for a drink He said he had to significantly enhance his problem solving skills

asked if he'd like to come for a drink He said he had to significantly enhance his problem solving skills
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