She laughed when I asked her to dance I laughed when I buried her

She laughed when I asked her to dance I laughed when I buried her - She laughed when I asked her to dance I laughed when I buried her  PhyschoConor

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Mary had a Little Lamb And a tight Vagina

Mary had a Little Lamb And a tight Vagina

They called me Ginger Beard I called them an ambulance

They called me Ginger Beard I called them an ambulance

Rozen zijn Rood Viooltjes zijn Blauw IK NEUK JE MET EEN HARK

Rozen zijn Rood
Viooltjes zijn Blauw IK NEUK JE MET EEN HARK

Old people always poke me at weddings saying "You're Next" So I do the same when I start killing hostages in the old folks home

Old people always poke me at weddings saying

Bought a ticket to Avicii Left after seeing Hardwell

Bought a ticket to Avicii Left after seeing Hardwell

I like my girls like I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke

I like my girls like I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I'm gonna fuck you with a rake

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I'm gonna fuck you with a rake

They ignored my friend requests I ignored their cries for mercy

They ignored my friend requests I ignored their cries for mercy

If theres Grass on the pitch Shave it off and pretend shes younger

If theres Grass on the pitch Shave it off and pretend shes younger

She laughed when I asked her to dance I laughed when I buried her

She laughed when I asked her to dance I laughed when I buried her
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