"I wouldn't mosh! You could get seriously hurt." Plays every sport imaginable

"Metalheads are all freaks with no morals" Does drugs, is a bully, always making perverted remarks

"anyone can scream or growl." tries, can't talk for a few minutes

"Metal is just noise" Listens to Dubstep

"Metal is talentless." doesn't play an instrument or know music theory

"I wouldn't mosh! You could get seriously hurt." Plays every sport imaginable

Metal is depressing it's all about killing people Listens to rap

Metal is depressing it's all about killing people Listens to rap

"Metal takes no talent to play" Listens to Nicki Minaj

Tell Him You Like Anthrax "you emo"

Tell Him You Like Anthrax

Metal is all about killing people Listens I rap

Metal is all about killing people  Listens I rap

"lil' Wayne is a better guitar player than any metal musician" Never heard yngwie malmsteen, randy rhoads, or john pettrucci

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