I don't always jump on your bed But when i do it's while you're having sex

I don't always jump on your bed But when i do it's while you're having sex - I don't always jump on your bed But when i do it's while you're having sex  Misc

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I don't always wake my owners to warn them of an intruder But when I do, there's no one there

I don't always wake my owners to warn them of an intruder But when I do, 
there's no one there

I don't always go outside on my chain but when i do, I get it wrapped around every available object

I don't always go outside on my chain but when i do, I get it wrapped around every available object

I don't always eat shit But when I do, it's the cat's

I don't always eat shit But when I do, 
it's the cat's

I don't always lick your face But when I do, it's after I lick my butt for 20 minutes

I don't always lick your face But when I do, 
it's after I lick my butt for 20 minutes

I don't always bark of a night time But when I do, Its at nothing

I don't always bark of a night time But when I do, Its at nothing

i don't always eat garbage but when i do, I throw up on your pillow

i don't always
 eat garbage but when i do, 
I throw up on your pillow

I don't always bark at things but when i do, it's at inanimate objects at 4:30 in the morning

I don't always bark at things but when i do, it's at inanimate objects at 4:30 in the morning

I don't always jump on your bed But when i do it's while you're having sex

I don't always jump on your bed But when i do it's while you're having sex

I don't always vomit But when I do it's on the only rug in the house

I don't always vomit But when I do it's on the only rug in the house

I don't always drink water But when I do I get it straight from the toilet

I don't always drink water But when I do I get it straight from the toilet
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