And I was all like, bitch, that ain't no airplane, that's a spoon!

And I was all like, bitch, that ain't no airplane, that's a spoon! - And I was all like, bitch, that ain't no airplane, that's a spoon!  Misc

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This Guy.... I Love this Guy

This Guy.... I Love this Guy

12 steps? I'll let you know when I take my first.

12 steps? I'll let you know when I take my first.

You know why they give out wine at church? You have to be drunk to believe it.

You know why they give out wine at church? You have to be drunk to believe it.

Speaks incomprehensible, slurred, gibberish. Then, craps his pants and vomits on himself.

Speaks incomprehensible, slurred, gibberish. Then, craps his pants and vomits on himself.

So the cop says "Pull Over!" and I said "No, its a Cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"

So the cop says

so is anyone here into breast feeding?

so is anyone here into breast feeding?

Then I told the officer I cant even walk when Im sober

Then I told the officer  I cant even walk when Im sober

I'm telling you, if she puts me in that crib one more time I'm just gonna get on my tricycle, and i'm just gonna go. Just go.

I'm telling you, if she puts me in that crib one more time I'm just gonna get on my tricycle, and i'm just gonna go. Just go.

And I was all like, bitch, that ain't no airplane, that's a spoon!

And I was all like, bitch, that ain't no airplane, that's a spoon!

We should start a bar! We'll call it Puzzles

We should start a bar! We'll call it Puzzles
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