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I have these dreams. wonderful dreams. glorious dreams. filled with marriage, kids, a white house with blue shutters and a white picket fence, oatmeal, that crazy neighbor who doesn't understand boundaries, cocaine, cheating, sodomy, domestic violence, te

I have these dreams. wonderful dreams. glorious dreams. filled with marriage, kids, a white house with blue shutters and a white picket fence, oatmeal, that crazy neighbor who doesn't understand boundaries, cocaine, cheating, sodomy, domestic violence, te - I have these dreams. wonderful dreams. glorious dreams. filled with marriage, kids, a white house with blue shutters and a white picket fence, oatmeal, that crazy neighbor who doesn't understand boundaries, cocaine, cheating, sodomy, domestic violence, te Overly Attached Girlfriend
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I'm going to learn all your mom's favorite recipes So you'll never need her again

I'm going to learn all your mom's favorite recipes So you'll never need her again
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you're not allowed to wear sunglasses because i need to be able to see if you're looking at other girls

you're not allowed to wear sunglasses because i need to be able to see if you're looking at other girls
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I tell everyone you're bad at sex So nobody tries to steal you away from me

I tell everyone you're bad at sex So nobody tries to steal you away from me
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My love is like a candle Because If you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground

My love is like a candle Because If you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground
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I see your car at home and your light is on Why didn't you reply to my text?

I see your car at home and your light is on Why didn't you reply to my text?
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I know you received my email because I checked your inbox

I know you received my email because I checked your inbox
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I really like your cologne It smells like the man I'm going to marry

I really like your cologne It smells like the man I'm going to marry
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If you hug your Mom first when you get back from Afghanistan It means you love her more

If you hug your Mom first when you get back from Afghanistan It means you love her more
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I sewed my name on your shirts in case you forget you're taken

I sewed my name on your shirts in case you forget you're taken
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I had a dream we broke up and I killed your family lol

I had a dream we broke up and I killed your family lol
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