Tells you he's having a party and doesn't invite you because he considers you to be one of his best friends

Tells you he's having a party and doesn't invite you because he considers you to be one of his best friends - Tells you he's having a party and doesn't invite you because he considers you to be one of his best friends  Misunderstood

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Instalocks a support

Instalocks a support

constantly pulling up sagged pants recently lost 80 lbs

constantly pulling up sagged pants recently lost 80 lbs

Walks like a pimp all day Has a sprained ankle

Walks like a pimp all day Has a sprained ankle

Tells you he's having a party and doesn't invite you because he considers you to be one of his best friends

Tells you he's having a party and doesn't invite you because he considers you to be one of his best friends

Look i can explain it all. I know he looks like a ferocious crazy thing But he's not. Hes a little kitty at heart. And he's mixed up because he's hopped up on the weed.

 Look i can explain it all. I know he looks like a ferocious crazy thing
But he's not. Hes a little kitty at heart. And he's mixed up because he's hopped up on the weed.

Because he's the hero USA deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Because he's the hero USA deserves, but not the one it needs right now.  So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Eats with mouth open because he has a cold and can't breath with a closed mouth

Eats with mouth open because he has a cold and can't breath with a closed mouth

Notices you stopped to let him cross the street Was just wating by the roadside

Notices you stopped to let him cross the street Was just wating by the roadside

Hasn't left after saying he'll be there in 5 Lives 2 minutes away

Hasn't left after saying he'll be there in 5 Lives 2 minutes away

Doesn't call you on your birthday Because he Knows you hate that.

Doesn't call you on your birthday Because he Knows you hate that.
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