okay. At this point I think we can start inserting the secret masonic code words

okay. At this point I think we can start inserting the secret masonic code words - okay. At this point I think we can start inserting the secret masonic code words  Irreverent Founders

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I assume we're referring to single-shot, muzzle-loading muskets. Of course. What else?

I assume we're referring to single-shot, muzzle-loading muskets. Of course. What else?

Right to bear arms I don't think that'll need any further interpretation

Right to bear arms I don't think that'll need any further interpretation

except... no yelling "fire" in movie theaters

except... no yelling

life, liberty, and the pursuit of... money? Women? Help me out here.

life, liberty, and the pursuit of... money? Women? Help me out here.

OKAY. That's fine for now. I assume future generations will revise these documents, as necessary, to keep pace with a changing world

OKAY.
That's fine for now. I assume future generations will revise these documents, as necessary, to keep pace
 with a changing world

I'm not sure we have to say that It's self-evident

I'm not sure we have to say that It's self-evident

We'll clear up the 2nd amendment if we have time. It's the 3rd amendment that will really dominate future political discourse

We'll clear up the 2nd amendment if we have time.  It's the 3rd amendment that will really dominate future political discourse

Let's say "nature's god" That'll hide the fact that we're secret muslims

Let's say

okay. At this point I think we can start inserting the secret masonic code words

okay. At this point I think we can start inserting the secret masonic code words

do we really want to say "promote the general welfare?" that sounds kind of liberal

do we really want to say
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